【New Product】Say Goodbye to "That Thingy, That!"? Pip Vocablaban Released, Improving Brain Circulation with Magnetic Force
Pip Co., Ltd. has announced "Pip Vocablaban," a new product that uses magnetic force to improve cerebral blood circulation. This magnetic therapy device aims to resolve "brain stiffness," which is said to be the cause of "that thingy, that" conversations, and restore lost memories.
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Pip Co., Ltd. (Headquarters: Chuo-ku, Osaka; Representative Director and President: Yoshiji Matsuura) will launch "Pip Vocablaban," an innovative new product from its "Pip Elekiban" series of magnetic therapy devices that improve blood circulation with magnetic force. This product aims to resolve "brain stiffness," which is said to be the cause of "that thingy, that" conversations where nouns are hard to recall, thereby making a significant contribution.
## Background of "Pip Vocablaban" Development: Recalling Showa-era Memories by Improving Blood Circulation
"Hey, that... that actor! The sharp-looking one... the person who was in that thingy!"
"Oh, that thingy, that. I almost had it too..."
Such "that thingy, that" conversations, where nouns are difficult to recall, are currently causing significant time loss in households and workplaces among people in their 40s to 60s. Our company defines this common phenomenon as "brain stiffness" caused by poor cerebral blood circulation. Applying our long-cultivated magnetic technology, we have ventured to recall lost memories.
(From a development team member)
【"Pip Vocablaban" Product Features】
- Magnetic force attracts submerged memories
By applying it to the upper neck, the magnetic force improves blood circulation in the brain.
It smoothly transports forgotten "people's names" and "yesterday's menu" to the mouth via blood flow.
- Nostalgic melodies automatically play in the brain
As a side effect of excessively improved blood circulation, it features a "Back to the Memory Function" that plays 80s hit songs in hi-res audio quality within the brain.
- "That thingy" becomes a concrete "proper noun"
Within 3 minutes of application, vocabulary is restored. "That thingy" and "that" disappear from conversations, making communication within the family more efficient.
【Precautions for Use】
Excessively improved blood circulation may cause vivid recollection of "1,000 yen borrowed 20 years ago" or "dark history you want to erase."
## Today, April 1st, is April Fool's Day. Thank you for reading.
## About "Pip Elekiban," a magnetic force device that easily relieves stiffness just by applying it (This is real.)
"Pip Elekiban" precisely relieves stiffness. Magnetism acts on internal body components, improving blood circulation and flushing out waste products that cause stiffness. It is recommended to wear it for 2-5 days as the effect lasts throughout. It can also be worn in the bath. You can choose the strength of the magnetic force, depending on the condition of your stiffness.
## Background of "Pip Vocablaban" Development: Recalling Showa-era Memories by Improving Blood Circulation
"Hey, that... that actor! The sharp-looking one... the person who was in that thingy!"
"Oh, that thingy, that. I almost had it too..."
Such "that thingy, that" conversations, where nouns are difficult to recall, are currently causing significant time loss in households and workplaces among people in their 40s to 60s. Our company defines this common phenomenon as "brain stiffness" caused by poor cerebral blood circulation. Applying our long-cultivated magnetic technology, we have ventured to recall lost memories.
(From a development team member)
【"Pip Vocablaban" Product Features】
- Magnetic force attracts submerged memories
By applying it to the upper neck, the magnetic force improves blood circulation in the brain.
It smoothly transports forgotten "people's names" and "yesterday's menu" to the mouth via blood flow.
- Nostalgic melodies automatically play in the brain
As a side effect of excessively improved blood circulation, it features a "Back to the Memory Function" that plays 80s hit songs in hi-res audio quality within the brain.
- "That thingy" becomes a concrete "proper noun"
Within 3 minutes of application, vocabulary is restored. "That thingy" and "that" disappear from conversations, making communication within the family more efficient.
【Precautions for Use】
Excessively improved blood circulation may cause vivid recollection of "1,000 yen borrowed 20 years ago" or "dark history you want to erase."
## Today, April 1st, is April Fool's Day. Thank you for reading.
## About "Pip Elekiban," a magnetic force device that easily relieves stiffness just by applying it (This is real.)
"Pip Elekiban" precisely relieves stiffness. Magnetism acts on internal body components, improving blood circulation and flushing out waste products that cause stiffness. It is recommended to wear it for 2-5 days as the effect lasts throughout. It can also be worn in the bath. You can choose the strength of the magnetic force, depending on the condition of your stiffness.